I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep? Smith has said Walt Flanagan was the inspiration for the character. [slightly amused] When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! Jay: I was a guard. [about "Dawson's Creek"] Willenholly declares the crime an act of terrorism and calls for backup to hunt "the two most dangerous men on the planet.". Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Available on HBO Max Much like how the solo movies in the MCU eventually lead to a team-up Avengers movie, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back feels like the culmination of the entire View Askewniverse up to that point. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files *Roswell* style! Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. I thought they only did classy pictures, like "The Piano" and "The Crying Game". You mean the guys in that Prince movie? Find Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back at Amazon.com Movies & TV, home of thousands of titles on DVD and Blu-ray. Action, Gus or what? Jay: Banky: Compare. Jay: Jay: You're not paralyzed. What if they're creating an army of them? Christ, Ben, I said I'm busy. Watch the language, little boy! That shit is the mad notes. Why are you shooting at me? That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up. (failed) Whoaaa avenge me Hemp Knight. You'll do it, or you're out of the gang, Justice. No the clit is real. We sincerely apologize to all Platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the Platypi. Terms and Conditions Privacy Policy California Privacy Rights. At least this stuff includes the funk band Morris Day and the Time offering a lesson in cool that all concerned with the movie could have heeded. Hell yeah, that's because he's from my sperm. Banky: I'd do anything for you. the wrong way. Audio Commentary One Director Kevin Smith is joined by co-star Jason Mewes and producer Scott Mosier for a commentary that's a banal waste of disc space. Free shipping for many products! Whether ambitious thematically, ("Dogma", "Chasing Amy"), or outright comedy, ("Mallrats"), the movies as a whole were less satisfactory than their many very funny parts. Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms". Whillenholly: Randal Graves: Steve Kmetko: With Bud Cort, Barret Hackney, Jared Pfennigwerth, Kitao Sakurai. Shallow Hal: Behind the scenes shots of various crew members are shown. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back appears in an aspect ratio of approximately 2.35:1 on this single-sided, double-layered DVD; the image has been enhanced for 16X9 televisions. I'm HAUNTED by it! Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too. Chaka: James Van Der Beek: Echo Base, I've got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot, requesting backup. Jason Biggs: Steve-Dave Pulasti: Devil Jay 2: Chased by studio security guard Gordon through the Miramax lot and reclaiming Suzanne from the set of Scream 4, Jay and Silent Bob end up in the dressing room of Jason Biggs and James Van Der Beek, the actors playing Bluntman and Chronic in the film. Angel Jay: He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age. These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. . Behind the Scenes Featurette All too brief clips of previous Kevin Smith movies, including the sublime "Clerks", remind you of a sharp talent now bloated out into self-referential comedy hell. Jay: You know what? What? [singing] And sometimes, you play Reindeer Games. Sissy: Plaschke, this is Willenholly. In prison, he'll be the pie. You can't take it back. [to Silent Bob] Jay: [Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers]. You got 50 bucks, we can get NASTY. Holden: Okay. So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. You put your dick in a pie! The movie is also available to rent or purchase from prices starting at $3.99 from DirecTV, Google Play, YouTube, Redbox, iTunes, Vudu and the Mircosoft Store. One: we're walking, talking, bad girl cliches. Sheep are beautiful creatures. Goddamn yous all to hell! Do you want to get shot? Boy, Walt. Last edited on 13 February 2023, at 21:43, Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Is Kevin Smiths New Film, Clerks III and Mallrats 2 Are Dead, "Jay And Silent Bob Reboot' Set To Start Filming This Summer", "Jay And Silent Bob Reboot Movie Shooting This Year", "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Begins Filming in Early 2019", "KEVIN SMITH REVEALS 'JAY AND SILENT BOB REBOOT' DETAILS AND RELEASE DATE", "Kevin Smith Marks 'Jay and Silent Bob Reboot' Production Start with Behind-the-Scenes Photo", "Kevin Smith to Write Hit-Girl Miniseries", "The Entire Jay And Silent Bob Story Finally Explained", "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Movie Review", "FILM REVIEW; Hitchhiking in a Hurry: What Does That Tell You? Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party". Fuck! You used to be into all this girl stuff. What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something? When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. And I can't believe fine-ass bitches like yourselves eat that shit. Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back With sidesplitting dialogue and rampant profanity, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back reunites Kevin Smith's dynamic duo in supreme lowbrow style. Kaboom, you little stoner fucks! Your browser's Javascript functionality is turned off. [16] Adam Smith of Empire gave the film 3/5 stars, writing that "[w]hen it's good it's very, very good, but when it's bad it's offensive", and noting that "the gag hit/miss ratio is really only about 50/50". The title and logo for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back are direct references to The Empire Strikes Back. Originally intended to be the last film set in the Askewniverse, or to feature Jay and Silent Bob, Strike Back features many characters from the previous Askew films, some in dual roles and/or reprising roles from the previous four entries. Shut the fuck up, before I shoot you where you stand in your pansy red booties. Chaka: Maybe it's because girls don't like to be called bitches, Jay. Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? The label in the animal testing lab under the dart gun implores you to "brake" glass. Jesus, you're not even trying anymore are you? A man in a kids character costume on a movie set gets shot by a cop in the chest and falls over. You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting? I'm just a Federal Wildlife Marshall. [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] Jay: Jay: ^ Will Ferrell would later star in the 2009 film adaptation of Land of the Lost as Dr. Rick Marshall alongside Danny McBride as Will Stanton and Anna Friel as Holly Cantrell. COMMANDER! Mua-ha-ha-ha! The film's plot was heavily inspired by Chasing Dogma, a comic book miniseries that Smith wrote in 1998 and 1999 to explore events that happened in the Askewniverse between Chasing Amy and Dogma.[11]. If you were funnier than that, ABC wouldn't have cancelled us. Its time I get my black ass out of here. Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker? [his first words] Tell 'em Steve-Dave. [ready to act but haven't heard "Action"] Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. Original Runtime : 1 hour 44 Mins. Mewes would compensate for his lack of drugs by drinking heavily after every day of shooting and nearly got into a fist fight with Scott Mosier when he had to come back one night for a re-shoot while drunk. Randal Graves: But funny. No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid? Wow, there's a lot of love in the room. It was just a tranquilizer. Nothing more to add to this one, shes just annoying. Jay: Jay and Silent Bob's first appearance of the new millennium took place in 2001's Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the pair's first film outing as primary protagonists. The little stoner was right! .mw-parser-output .citation{word-wrap:break-word}.mw-parser-output .citation:target{background-color:rgba(0,127,255,0.133)}^ According to Ethan Alter of Film Journal International, Smith did not intend to make another View Askewniverse film upon completion of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but only decided to do so several years later, following the unsuccessful release of Jersey Girl.[27]. Hooper: James Van Der Beek: This quiz is based SOLELY on the movie, not on any extra scenes that may be found on the DVD. Fuck, Biggs, did you even READ the script? [Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust]. It's the new millennium. I said you LOVE the cock. I wish they were hitchhiking girls- sexy hitchhiking girls. You actually watch that show? Chaka's Production Assistant: Holy Shit. [7][8] From February to June 2019, Smith additionally re-adapted the plot of the film to the character of Mindy McCready / Hit-Girl in the relaunched Image comic book series, titled Hit-Girl: The Golden Rage of Hollywood, with Dave Lizewski filling the role of Banky Edwards.[9]. This DVD was reviewed on a JVC XV-S57 DVD player. That was them wasn't it? I watched Dogma: the funniest movie I have ever seen. Did ya hear that fuckin' guy tellin' me how to fuckin' raise ya? All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. Miramax? Brodie: [on "Bluntman and Chronic: The Movie"] Jay slaps his face], [while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station]. Gus Van Sant: I *AM* wearing pansy red booties, Matt Damon: Silent Bob shakes his head, Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own, They both take a beat and look at the camera, Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving, they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head, Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight, James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake, Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers, Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera, Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away, Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey, Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump, puts a baseball cap on his head backwards, walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive, Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers, to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine, Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe, Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner, Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob, Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night, the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob, after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth, Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic, takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight, Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off, to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker, Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save, he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. Be smooth. Jay: [Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son]. Justice is fond of the pair, but reluctantly accepts them as new patsies. Rumor is Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are working on a super secret project on the lot. This page has been archived and is no longer updated. The film was a minor commercial success, grossing $33.8 million worldwide from a $22 million budget, and received mixed reviews from critics. And I don't think that they're hitchhiking girls either. 42 Deleted Scenes with introduction by Kevin Smith and others. Hooker #1: Assistant Director(GWH 2): Passerby: You're like a child. On the bonus DVD (176 minutes), Smith explains in the on-camera intros of the deleted scenes that several scenes had to be cut from the theatrical release, due to the film initially receiving an NC-17 rating from the MPAA. There's no boogers in it sir. Whillenholly: I came up with it before PBS. Just look at the Platypus. Jay: Watching the news, Justice takes the diamonds to Hollywood to fix things, with Willenholly close behind. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Alternate Versions Showing all 4 items The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Before they were rebooted in 2019, Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith's Jay and Silent Bob set off on their own adventure in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Jay: Quick Stop Groceries - 58 Leonard Avenue, Leonardo, New Jersey, USA. Jay: So please - before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. [puts a baseball cap on his head backwards], [walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]. At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it. In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. And she'll be, like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that you's guys are a couple of little. Damn second rule in that book should be: "Trim that shit". Okay, you two. Would you stop saying that? Brodie Bruce is a fictional character played by Jason Lee in the Kevin Smith films Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was released on VHS and on a two-disc DVD in the Dimension Collector's Series on February 26, 2002. You want some of this? Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: What are we gonna do? Yeah, well. Oh, you're the executive producer. But when the dopey duo learn that theyve been cut out of the cash, they set out to sabotage the flick at all costs. Jay throws Brent out of the van to get closer to Justice, to whom he is attracted. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [VHS] Jason Mewes (Actor), Kevin Smith (Actor, Director, Writer) Format: VHS Tape 4,278 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape from $65.00 Additional VHS Tape options Edition Discs Price New from Used from VHS Tape August 13, 2002 1 $14.24 $14.24 $6.00 VHS Tape Steve-Dave Pulasti: Jay: Well, maybe he just has manners. Brent: [getting into the van] [Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic]. [appears out of nowhere] That would never work as a movie. Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to bitch about movies. We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. Passerby: In 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back' (2001), a guy who comes out and clicks the clapperboard for a few seconds is Paul Dini, an Emmy-winning writer who first created the character Harley Quinn on Batman TAS (this is part of the commentary) Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. Who's watching these babies? These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. Matt Damon: Another white boy in this movie? Willenholly: Oh, you mean the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement? They've got a monkey in there? Hiding inside a diner, the pair dress Suzanne as a child and pretend to be a gay couple, with Suzanne as their kid. Read . Matt Damon: So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website is NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN! I get no stains in my undies. [several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season]. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. "[18][19] In August 2001, Mike Schulz of River Cities' Reader wrote that, "for sheer laughs, both mindless and incredibly smart, nothing since 1997's Waiting for Guffman has even compared."[20]. Dante Hicks: Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Jay: [while masturbating to donkey / girl porn] James Van Der Beek: There are no more lines. Miramax Security Guard Gordon: What a motherfucker, man! The Pronunciation Of English: A Course Book [PDF] [36ekf6edn9n0].

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